Oh this is rich!
Sean Avery, as you all know, managed to make his own path out of New York by a) asking for a lot of money; and b) acting like clown shoes. Instead, the Rangers spent money on acquiring Wade Redden from Ottawa and Markus Naslund from Vancouver.
Now Avery is safe and cozy with […]

As expected, the NHL is repeating last year’s experiment of opening the season in Europe. Last year’s contest between the Anaheim Ducks and the Los Angeles Kings was so “successful” that the league has now scheduled two such games: The Pitttsburgh Penguins and Ottawa Senators will face off in Stockholm and the New York Rangers […]

With apologies for perhaps being all too predictable this morning, we’d like to take a few moments and thank Atlant Mytischy for generously plucking Ray Emery from the NHL and dropping him in a crease as far as possible from where we all enjoy the best game on earth.
The Ottawa Citizen reports on what Emery’s […]

If you are not familiar with sports “writer” Bruce Garioch’s work, no one can blame you.
Aside from making shit up on a regular basis, his paper, the Ottawa Sun, is the same one that suggested that the Senators “test” Sidney Crosby’s wonky ankle with a well-placed chop.
In the last few days, Garioch has dreamed up […]

Following a glut of coach firings, in the last few days we’ve had a subsequent hiring frenzy to replace all those guys that got the axe. Meet the new coaches:
The San Jose Sharks had a big hole to fill after letting go Ron Wilson. They looked immediately looked for high caliber personnel and landed Todd […]