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Hollweg Is a Misunderstood Soul: Part 2

Ok, let’s do a role-playing multiple choice question. Here goes:
You have a history of hitting players from behind, and were recently suspended for 2 games for your third infraction in 41 games. The suspension took you out of your new team’s lineup for its first two games of the season. Game 3 and you’re back […]

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

Hockey is Back. Thank You, Baby Jesus!

Finally! After months of non-news and trades, and non-trades, and crappy innuendo about Mats Sundin, we can finally start writing about actual hockey again. Well, maybe not just hockey, but you know what we mean.
So what better way to start the season than having the most dominating team unfurl their Stanley Cup banner, then meet […]

Friday, October 10th, 2008

Hollweg Is A Misunderstood Soul

Well that didn’t take long, did it? After the departure of Darcy Tucker this summer, the Toronto Maple Leafs have found a new shit-stain to wear the blue and white. We like our hockey with plenty of hitting (think Komisarek, not Downey) and a bit of blood (think Ovechkin, not Zednik), but even this is […]

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

Kyle Wellwood in Danger of Beaching Himself

Quite honestly, this story shouldn’t come as a surprise.  In the early summer we reported about how”well” an injured Wellwood was doing away from his tanking Maple Leafs (see pudge here). Now, we are somewhat unimpressed to report how lethargic Mr. Wellwood is at the Canucks’ team’s training camp. But hey, don’t take our word […]

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Ferguson Finds Job. There is a God.

Despite everyone saying it was going to happen, we here at PTH remained unconvinced that John Ferguson Junior, the former GM of the Toronto Maple Leafs, would ever find a job again, at least not one that didn’t involve distributing shopping carts to new arrivals at the local Wal-Mart.  Then this:
On Saturday the Sharks added […]

Monday, September 22nd, 2008