Archive for the 'Kings' Category

Eklund: Cut + Paste Expert

We all knew it was going to happen sooner or later, but no one expected it to happen so blatantly. For those uninitiated, Eklund is a hockey “analyst” that bills himself as plugged in to every agent and GM in the league. It is widely believed, however, that Eklund is actually plugged into his mom’s […]

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Rumor of the Day

Here’s a nice rumor involving a 3-way of geriatrics. Ummm, lemme try that again.
Here’s a rumor involving a revolving door of old dudes who play hockey. Nah. I like the first one best.
Anaheim Ducks GM Brian Burke is denying reports that he’s interested in bringing ex-New York Ranger Brendan Shanahan to the west coast. In […]

Monday, September 8th, 2008

Jarret Stoll is Doing Ok

Anyone over 30 years old will have warm and fuzzy memories of Rachel Hunter. Perhaps they still do. But it appears that newly annointed Los Angeles Kings center Jarret Stoll has way more than an old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue or a 90’s calendar to keep him company.
Reports the Sunday Star Live (from New Zealand):
Rachel […]

Monday, August 11th, 2008

Rumor of The Day

Because the NHL is thin on rumors these days (unless you’re a stain named Eklund), today we’re bringing you a veiled threat. Ok, it’s not so veiled.
Unable to field a full (professional) hockey team this season, Los Angeles Kings GM Dean Lombardi has resorted to threatening other teams that may try to ‘take’ his players. […]

Friday, August 8th, 2008

Rumor of The Day

Looks like indecision and a spare tire are conspiring to keep Danny Markov out of the NHL. The last time we saw Markov on this side of the ocean he was playing with the Detroit Red Wings. A UFA pick up from the Nashville Predators (who got him in a trade from the Philadelphia Flyers), […]

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008