Archive for the 'Bruins' Category

Rumor of the Day

Looks like the Bruins rookie goalie is shit out of luck.
A report from the Boston Herald says that Boston GM Peter Chiarelli is planning on using Tim Thomas and Manny Fernandez as his starting goalie tandem. Tuukka Rask played a few games in the regular season and was good. His play in the AHL […]

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

Playoff Review: Movie Monster Edition

It’s time to take a look at how the first round of the playoffs went down. And since we’re socially maladjusted and can only express ourselves through the medium of film (see our Star Wars post), let’s breakdown the 16 team performances in comparison to movie monsters.
All 16 teams reviewed after the jump… Let’s begin!

Friday, April 25th, 2008

Montreal Craps Its Pants

Not only have the Boston Bruins(!) forced a game 7 against’ arch-rival Montreal, it looks like the huge shift in momentum might actually get another boost. The CBC is reporting that Patrice Bergeron is expected to see a doctor tomorrow and obtain clearance to play. This is exactly the emotional lift the Bruins need to […]

Monday, April 21st, 2008

NHL Fighters: UFC Guys Have Balls

In a Globe & Mail story yesterday, several of the NHL’s most prominent fighters were asked about fighting. But not just fighting in the rink, but in the Octagon. The consensus among guys like Lucic, Laraque, Cote and Boll was that Ultimate Fighting Championship fighters have brass balls and can seriously hurt anyone given their […]

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

No Cinderellas Here

In playoff action last night, every team that was expected to win won.
All the lower seeded upstarts now have to begin wondering if their hopes for overthrowing their heavily favored opponents is realistic. Yes, we know Philly has a lower seed than the Capitals, but the South Least division has to get a pony in […]

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008