Our game has undergone its fair share of bumps and bruises in the last few months. From shady owners, to league-backed lawsuits, to overpaid defensemen, the NHL has done an admirable job of bouncing back. Until now. There is no telling how far the repurcussions of this newly uncovered conspiracy will be felt.
Of course, we […]

Yesterday morning, the Boston Bruins were under the cap, then signed Denis Wideman (for $3.875 million, thank you).
By lunchtime they were $1.5 million over the salary cap of $56.7 million.
Bada-bing-bada-boom, before you can reach for another pickle, Glen Murray is on waivers, $2.76 million is trimmed off payroll and the B’s are back under the […]

Buyouts!! What fun!! Nothing like telling an underachieving player, “We’ll give you money to go away!!”
Some of you have been asking when this most satisfying comeupance period begins. Short answer: This Sunday. From June 15-30th, GMs around the league have the option to buyout the remainder of a player’s contract so he can go play […]

Looks like the Bruins rookie goalie is shit out of luck.
A report from the Boston Herald says that Boston GM Peter Chiarelli is planning on using Tim Thomas and Manny Fernandez as his starting goalie tandem. Tuukka Rask played a few games in the regular season and was good. His play in the AHL […]

It’s time to take a look at how the first round of the playoffs went down. And since we’re socially maladjusted and can only express ourselves through the medium of film (see our Star Wars post), let’s breakdown the 16 team performances in comparison to movie monsters.
All 16 teams reviewed after the jump… Let’s begin!