Archive for the 'Legal' Category

Ducks Pwner Pwned!

Ha! You never see stuff like this happen! Anaheim Ducks owner Henry Samueli entered a plea hoping that he could serve probation instead of jail time. For those that don’t remember, Samueli pleaded guilty to lying to SEC investigators in an effort to cover up a stock options scam that his company — Broadcom — […]

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

Niedermayer Avoids Bankruptcy

You may recall that a couple of weeks or months ago – I don’t honestly remember, crystal meth has a way of doing that – a story about Scott Niedermayer being given a heavy fine by the NHL for being a douche missing training camp. Well after all the “facts” came out, the NHL […]

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

Radulov is a Hero

By now you must know that Alexander Radulov has skipped out on his contract with the Nashville Predators and returned to Russia to play with Salavat Yulaev Ufa of the Continental Hockey League. Everyone has been very quick to shit on this kid saying that he’s abandoning the team, they’re so disappointed, he’s turning […]

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Rumor of the Day

Noted hockey outsider Howard Berger, is hell-f-ing-bent on starting a new rumor. So, WTF, let’s help the poor idiot out.
According to Berger, Captain-in-Limbo Mats Sundin is just hanging out in Vancouver. Ya.
No one in the Vancouver media has picked up on this, but Berger knows.
Man – come to think of it – we really […]

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

Legend vs. Primadonna

Bobby Orr has never failed to conduct himself with dignity and class. And that applies to his glorious (yet short) on-ice career as well as his off-ice endeavors which include being a player agent. Up until a couple of years ago, Orr represented Rick DiPietro, the Islanders star goalie. We’re not sure how you become […]

Friday, June 27th, 2008