Recently, Florida Panthers d-man Jay Bouwmeester was asked why his team traded to get Bryan McCabe from the Toronto Maple Leafs. Here’s what he said:
I have no idea. It’s not my business . . . you’re asking the wrong guy…”
What Bouwmeester may not be admitting is that the general speculation is that McCabe is Bouwmeester’s […]

Although this may seem like a cold, hard fact, it is – alas – a rumor: Tampa Bay Lightning ownership doesn’t have a fucking clue what it’s doing.
This past weekend, Tampa Bay traded away their first-round pick and two very decent defencemen to the Ottawa Senators for Andrej Meszaros. Yes, Meszaros is a good player, but […]

 
Ok, it’s barely a rumor anymore, since the Toronto Maple Leafs will be making it official later today, but it looks like Toronto’s favorite biatch is heading for warmer pastures. Bryan McCabe, perhaps one of the league’s most expensice defensive liabilities is now someone else’s problem. Florida’s to be exact.
From the rarely-classy Toronto Sun:
McCabe embarks […]

In keeping with our dog-day posts, here is a round-up of the latest in the hockey world.
Heeeeeere’s Bert! — Todd Bertuzzi was introduced to the Calgary media yesterday and as you’d expect it was quite the scrum. Canadian hockey fans are starved for news, and Big Bert talking to them was like finding Alessandra Ambrosio […]

It looks like the Vancouver Canucks are starting to consider a Plan B after tendering their ass-clown $20 million offer to Mats Sundin. Mark Parrish, the former Wild winger who was bought out late last month has garnered some interest from the Vancouver Canucks. Well, that’s only if Sundin turns them down.
Reports TSN:
Parrish’s agent spoke […]