Jarret Stoll is Doing Ok





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The happy couple

Anyone over 30 years old will have warm and fuzzy memories of Rachel Hunter. Perhaps they still do. But it appears that newly annointed Los Angeles Kings center Jarret Stoll has way more than an old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue or a 90’s calendar to keep him company.

Reports the Sunday Star Live (from New Zealand):

Rachel Hunter must be keen on this one - she’s bringing him home! The 38-year-old bombshell has been dating 26-year-old Canadian ice hockey star Jarret Stoll for two years and when she comes back to New Zealand in a few weeks with her kids Liam and Renee, he’ll be coming with them.

The pair are rumoured to have bought a house together in LA and Rachel has even been talking about more babies.

Man, this just makes me upset because it reminds me of the time I almost hooked up with Kathy Ireland. We were really hitting it off and stuff but then I asked her to sign my Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue with Vendela Kirsebom on the cover. She was like, “Sure just open it up and I’d love to sign it for you.” But then when her pages were all stuck together she starts freaking out for, like, no reason so I’m like, “Fine, don’t sign it but at least give me some of your hair for the Kathy doll I’m building.” Now maybe I took the scissors out too fast or something because when she saw them she totally overreacts. In fact, everybody at that TCBY overreacted and it was pretty damn infectious because when the cops got there they were overreacting too and that’s about when I blacked out.So like, yeah, this story makes me upset but good for them. I guess.

More Rachel Hunter hotness below the cut.

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5 Responses to “Jarret Stoll is Doing Ok”

  1. fauxrumors

    1) Sorry, we’d have trouble getting over the fact that she was married to male-skank Rod Stewart. Before we’d plunge our faux-weapon into that we’d want a battery of tests performed!

  2. Lord Stanley

    Wasn’t she linked to Aidsvery at one point, too?

  3. wombat

    i agree with fauxrumors:

    Jarret is welcome to ol’ Rod’s castoffs.

    plus, he’s only 26! why hang with an old lady with two kids when you, as a pro hockey player, could be enjoying yourself with some prime late-teens/early-20s hotnesses?

  4. czechmate

    So, he has game off the ice… too bad he doesn’t have any ON the ice…

    But I’m curious in what these young dudes see in these old skanks… Yashin with Alt, now Stoll with Hudson… Can’t they score within their own age range (or younger)? I always thought my problem was the lack of a million-dollar bank account… lol

  5. poke

    They got engaged recently.

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