Eklund is an Idiot: Part 749

Disclaimer: Henceforth, we promise to only post stories about Mats Sundin’s adventures if they involve actual news or hilarity at someone’s expense. This story is the latter.

Hockey “insider” Eklund claims to have discovered what is keeping Mats Sundin from signing his next contract in the NHL. It’s true! He sent me an e-mail today letting me know! You can read it on his site which I refuse to pass along. Although you can find it if you Google “Hockey+Full+Shit”.

“I just heard that Toronto wants Sundin back and Sundin wants back in Toronto. Toronto will sign him today as long as Mats is willing to not include a NO TRDE CLAUSE. That is the hold up currently and ONLY that.”

That is a BIG TIME HOLDUP if I am Mats. NO way I go to Toronto without a NO MOVEMENT CLAUSE!

Wow. Just. Wow.  All these denials from Sundin’s agent and all along Mats just wanted a No-Trade…

At this point Bert the Dog has to be the only being left who still listens to this guy. But I have a feeling that Bert has finally uttered the dog equivalent of “WTF?” .