Nothing Left for Cup Keeper to See

Mike Bolt is the guy you always see standing next to the Stanley Cup. That’s his job. Where ever the cup goes, he goes. Seriously. No exceptions.

The always lovely Maxim magazine interviewed Bolt and got some pretty good answers to questions we’ve all wanted to ask.

Here’s a sample:

Who’s downed the most booze from the Cup?
[Ducks forward] Teemu Selanne is the warmest, most sincere man you could ever meet-but he is also one hell of a drinker [laughs]. We were at his place in Anaheim, and he had eight to 10 of his buddies there. They went through about 12 bottles of Scotch, right out of the Cup. If I drink half a bottle, I’m going to fall down, and I have a tolerance. Not Teemu. No problem. One of the best drinking clinics I’ve ever seen.

I heard they started each shot shouting, “To Burke and the good of the team!!”

Damn - The guy’s a saint.