Penguins GM Craps his Pants

After sending off Colby Armstrong, Erik Christensen, Angelo Esposito and a 1st round draft pick to Atlanta for sniper Marian Hossa, Penguins GM Ray Shero was feeling pretty good.

In Hossa’s first game as a Pen versus the Boston Bruins, he collided with Glen Murray and sustained a Grade 1 strain of his MCL. Good feeling gone.

Reports TSN:

The injury occurred in the second period of the Penguins game against the Boston Bruins when Hossa collided knee-on-knee with Glen Murray. He immediately left the ice and did not return.

There is really nothing more to say. Once Shero stops convulsing and vomiting I’m sure he’ll hold a press conference to explain the extent of the injury.